Apr 15, 2021
Today, we’re drinking the berry mix pack from Trulys! Be sure to follow Sloshbucklers on Twitter and Instagram.
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TIMESTAMPS
00:00 Sigh, here we go.
00:46 Nutrition facts for Trulys and its mysteriously missing Wikipedia page.
2:35 Meet Laura! What’s our experience with hard seltzer?
4:20 The Tale of Elaine, The Bachelorette, and a Cursed Recliner
10:45--12:28 You can skip over this part if you don’t like sick talk (we don’t get too graphic but if it’s not your thing at all, hop ahead!).
13:10 Live Long and Prosper: The Aftermath
15:00 The Drinking Game: Seltzer Symbel
15:55 Packaging Review
19:35 Taste Test: Raspberry Lime
20:23 Seltzer Symbel: Here we go.
21:30 Flavor review: Berry vs. Citrus
24:30 Seltzer Symbel to small birds. Screw big birds.
26:42 Ranking thus far (spoiler alert: raspberry lime is in first...and last).
27:21 We will create and drink the Truest Truly, a goblet filled with EVERY FLAVOR OF TRULYS that we’ll drink at the end of the episode.
29:00 Taste Test: Wild Berry
30:09 Seltzer Symbel to onesies.
31:08 Flavor review
32:50 The Wild Berry Daydream
33:20 What drives you WILD?
35:15 Ranking thus far between Raspberry Lime and Wild Berry.
35:40 Sobering Thought: Towns that drowned in things other than water (very uplifting).
39:35 Taste Test: Black Cherry
40:31 Artificial cherry flavor debate
43:10 Seltzer Symbel to our favorite memes.
44:00 Flavor review
46:00 Ranking thus far
47:15 Seltzer Symbel to the journey of FRIENDSHIP, college trash, and Build-A-Bear
49:52 Secrets
50:53 Elaine’s secret toilet.
54:09 A surprising essay emailed to Laura from a long-ago “friend.”
56:51 Bagel Bites Break. Secrets shall now resume.
57:21 Seltzer Symbel to Bagel Bites.
57:55 The strange essay secret continues.
1:10:21 Taste Test: Blueberry Acai
1:10:53 Packaging, wtf is acai, and real vs. artificial blueberry flavor.
1:13:00 Wafting
1:13:49 Seltzer Symbel to Brandon, for that is how he introduced himself.
1:14:16 Flavor review
1:16:30 Setlzer/Bagel Bite Symbel to Oprah.
1:17:47 Final Review: Chuggability, Flavor, and Overall Ranking
1:19:44 Setlzer Symbel to our favorite flavors.
1:20:06 The Truest Truly: Drinking every flavor at once. And the final Seltzer Symbels.
1:23:11 Flavor review
1:26:26 We’re barely alive.
1:27:17 Outro
MUSIC
Epidemic Sound
Crusade - Video Classica by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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