Apr 1, 2021
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TIMESTAMPS
00:48 White Claw origin story and nutrition facts.
2:23 What’s our previous experience with hard seltzer?
3:56 Opening the Mystery Bag for the first flavor, Red Raspberry!
4:33 Packaging Review. Do you feel inferior to this can? Does it feel hardcore?
8:27 Welcome to our drinking game, White Claws and Dragons!
9:40 Meet your Bard, Dwyane “Brock” Johnson!
10:33 Meet your Cleric, Thad Pitt!
11:32 Taste Test for Red Raspberry (RR).
13:50 How does RR rank so far?
15:08 White Claws and Dragons: The First Scenario Cards
16:00 How our characters know each other.
17:05 Brock Johnson’s first adventure in Applebee’s: A RIDDLE.
19:00 Thad Pitt’s first adventure. Where’s the queso?
20:37 Second drink revealed from the Magic Box: Natural Lime!
21:30 Taste Test for Lime
23:10 Cocktail Time: Kameron decides to mix her White Claws.
23:11 Our ranking thus far between RR and Lime.
25:45 White Claws and Dragons: Scenario 2
25:52 Brock takes the mic at karaoke.
29:39 Thad Pitt runs into his ex at the bar.
Scenario 3
34:02 A wizard visits Brock while he’s taking a whiz.
38:05 Thad falls into a thirst trap full of Cougars.
42:54 Vibe check after two hard seltzers and many drinks.
43:24 Sobering Thought: The most boring day in history. Drink some water!
46:48 Chip saga.
47:31 Drink 3: Red Ruby Grapefruit ft. the new Secret Magic Box song.
50:20 Taste Test for Grapefruit.
53:36 White Claws and Dragons: Scenario 4
53:48 Brock is tested at karaoke once more and man, he feels like a woman.
56:50 Thad casually encounters A DRAGON. Not all is at it seems.
1:04:35 Drink 4: Black Cherry
1:05:50 Package review.
1:06:42 Taste Test for Black Cherry.
1:10:40 White Claws and Dragons: Scenario 5
1:11:00 Brock runs into his third-grade teacher and things get awkward.
1:14:15 Thad Pitt moseys on down to the loo when he bumps into a waiter, Sherry Thatsit, who is carrying many drinks.
1:16:36 SECRETS.
1:21:08 Blind Taste Test
1:23:50 White Claws and Dragons: The Final Claw
1:24:05 Kameron must drink an entire goblet of all the flavors. Thad Pitt makes the most of spilling all the drinks.
1:23:47 Elaine has to drink seltzer upside down. Brock enjoys a keger with the men’s choir.
1:28:25 Overall rating of all the flavors.
1:30:05 Outro!
Drink responsibly!